Far-right talks up violence threat

Far right groups staging a demo against Muslim “extremism” in Birmingham on Saturday are already talking up the prospect of violence – no doubt hoping that it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

A previous demo in the city last month was organised by the English and Welsh Defence League, who had links to the BNP – while spokesman Paul Ray argued in a radio interview that all devout Muslims are “at war with our country”.

He's now taking a backseat in organising the campaign, having passed the mantle to a group called Casuals United who describe themselves as “ex football lads united against extremists”.

They claim not to be racists or Nazis, but their site talks unashamedly about “removing Islam”. The group also says it’s liaising with West Midlands police about a march from the Bull Ring to the “council offices”.

The choice of date of their visit may or may not be coincidental (the eighth of the eighth has been linked to the eighth letter of the alphabet, giving the initials HH for ‘Heil Hitler’) but in any event it spells trouble for Brum.

One posting on the racist Stormfront website yesterday, talks up the prospect of aggro. It says: “This could well be the turning point, if it all descends into violence we must not lose, our future depends on it!

“They will not be up for a bout of 'fisty cuffs', they will be armed. So be prepared (how 'prepared' is up to you).

”Have your cameras ready, as when the police come wading in on OUR PEOPLE, you need to film the severe beatings they dish out, and also the grace with which they treat the opposition. This could prove priceless later!

”Suggest that a splinter group meet outside Zavvi's at 5pm and 'introduce themselves whole heartedly' to the reds, before the reds have the luxery [sic] of police (liebour stormtrooper) protection.”

There have been suggestions that Muslim youths and anti-fascist protestors might be on hand to provide a “welcoming committee” – which would no doubt be just what these agitators would want.

The question now has to be asked whether the right to free speech is outweighed by the threat to public safety and the likelihood of disorder in a city which is proud of its multi-racial heritage.

The Stirrer

The Nazi who's voting BNP

This is the front window of one Beverley Kerry.

An outright Nutzi, guinea-pig lover Bev supports the BNP, as you can see.

She's also a moderator on the openly Nazi Blood and Honour forum, and has just been made a moderator on the cesspool that is the Vanguard Nationalist Network forum.

In her late thirties, Bev is one of those Nutzis with a lot of time on her hands who spends all day on the internet dishing it out to other Nutzis - you could almost mistake her for one of us, really.

Now Bev has never turned a hand in the real world to support her politics, and sometimes resorts to lies to give herself credibility (as when she recently claimed on Stormfront that she'd helped the BNP deliver election leaflets). No, Bev is strictly an on-line campaigner, and she's usually campaigning against veteran fellow Nutzis who have got a record of real-world activism.

Vile Bev Kerry ("English by birth, Aryan by the grace of Odin") is banned from a number of her local supermarkets (and possibly most of her local kebab shops too). She loathes Jews, Muslims and just about everybody else, but she absolutely loves BNP leader Nick Griffin's Nazi Covert Tactics team, and is extra specially careful to keep on the right side of them.

By repute a workshy lump (aren't most of them?), the Aryan Odinist reckons that missing Madelaine McCann was murdered by her mother, though we don't know whether she's contacted the police to tell them she's solved the case.

Bev likes contacting the police, though they don't seem to take much notice of her as nobody here in Norfolk or up in Lancaster has seen hide nor hair of the boys in blue.

She also likes tracking down the home addresses of antifascists and publishing them on Nutzi websites in the hope that something nasty will happen to them and their families. And, of course, she's won herself much kudos from the dimwit Stormfront Nutzis by copying the dates and locations of Hope Not Hate events from the HNH website and posting them on the Nazi forum.

Now some people (not us mind!) might suggest that in making those posts Bev Kerry was hoping that BNP members would turn up at the Hope Not Hate events, something that would be bound to end in confrontation given the Neanderthal brains of most BNP activists, and which would end up with the BNP earning a nice piece of bad publicity.

We're not in the business of confrontation, however, so we advise the organisers of antifascist events to steer clear of Bev's home at 4 Shirebrook Close, Ilkeston, Derbyshire. We extend the same advice to anybody delivering leaflets for Ilkeston kebab shops.

Failure to do so could result in Bev making a nasty post about you on Stormfront, and you wouldn't want that now, would you?

"We will bring you disgusting creatures to book"

*** LANGUAGE CONTENT CAUTION! ***

"Phil Bryant" is not a name to conjure with.

In response to our repeating the name and address of the racist behind the Green Arrow blog (Paul Morris, of 7 Carlin Road, Nantyglo, Gwent, NP23 4UL), this apology for a human being saw fit to leave thirteen comments, presumably made while Bryant was sunk in various stages of intoxication or mental disarray, expressing his deep upset that fellow Internet Nazi Morris had been outed - though had Bryant bothered to look, he would have noticed that we were happy to out Morris some time ago.

This is the same Paul Morris who, in his alter ego Green Arrow, has been rather supportive of the openly Nazi Kevin Watmough's Redwatch website, which has for years merrily published photographs, along with names, addresses and telephone numbers, of those it claims to be "Reds" - which term, apart from applying to our mostly Conservative selves, seems so loosely defined as to include anybody not called Kevin Watmough.

And this is the same Paul Morris who, only very recently, was happy to support BNP "legal advisor" and embarrassingly awful bard Lee Barnes, as Barnes got on with the business of publicly outing those posters on the Nazi Stormfront forum who had the temerity to believe that BNP leader Nick Griffin (currently touring Hungarian police stations) was anything less than infallible.

Morris, then, is a wretch on all counts. A racist, as we know, but also a "man" quite happy to see the names and addresses of his political enemies appear on a website that clearly exists solely to direct would-be aggressors to their homes, a "man" happy to see the names and addresses of his fellow racists fall into the hands of anti-racist groups (and - presumably - Muslim extremists) via Lee Barnes's blog.

Soon after the Norfolk Unity post that met with Phil Bryant's disapproval, Morris blogged self-pityingly that our article was a "vicious attack which could well lead to my death", and adopted a tone of heroic resignation:

"After many years in this game, I knew from day one what I could expect when I set this site up and the different tariffs that the final bill might be and have always been prepared to pay the final price."

(Actually, that's eighteen months in this - blogging only - game. Morris has serious truth issues.)

While Morris presumably cowers behind the locked doors of Carlin Road, do we harbour any regret for publishing his name and address?

None whatsoever.

Nor are we in the least concerned that one of Morris's supporters claims to have contacted Norfolk Police to lay a complaint against us. We're quite sure they enjoyed the joke.

Morris has voluntarily supped with the Devil and equally voluntarily sings the Devil's tune. And, as everybody knows, the Devil always gets his due.

Returning to the nonentity Phil Bryant, this particular racist, demanding equal treatment with Morris, sent us what he claims to be his address for publication.

Bryant runs the "Battle For Britain" blog, which - like most racist blogs - has settled upon Islamophobia for the cowardly convenience of avoiding having to mention what it is Bryant really hates, and that is, as my friend Atreus posts below, "the darkies".

Like rather many of his kind, Bryant appears to be in some degree suffering a form of dementia which causes him to hallucinate. For example, in one message to this blog he says: "Your views on Halal slaughter. Do you have any?" to which our response (as it always is) was silence. From silence, however, Bryant's small mind imagines much, for in his next missive he states: "So animals should die painfully so that Muslims should live, is that your message? Tell that to the foxes you were so concerned about!"

Immediately following that, we have: "You lefties... Pretending to be animal lovers, are we? You lefties are sooooo typical. I'm looking forward to exposing you 'Muslim Slaughter is ok' dirty lefty slime.... Anyhing that wins the Muslim vote, eh. How low do you people sink! Fox hunting bad/Halal slaughter good... You wankers SUCK!"

Bryant, clearly in desperate need of either a good psychiatrist or a decent drying-out clinic, then comes back with: "I have snap shots of your silly anti-white site. Take your Marxist bile elsewhere... Seriously, I'm recording everything you sick bastards do."

Hmm. This is the man who also told us:

"Will you be posting this month? Muslims are attacking decent people everywhere, will you guys be defending decent people, or will you be sucking Muslim cock? Let me guess! Muslim cock must be plated in gold, coz you greedy bastards can't get enough of it. You are the SHITE of the earth, and one day we will bring you to justice. We will bring you disgusting creatures to book...and that's what frightens you!"

And in relation to the post below, "Paul Morris's World of Hate":

"Send some beautiful Muzzie skirt round to duff me up...PLEASE...they look like they need a proper seeing too!"

Phil Bryant is clearly as vile an individual as fellow racist and Internet friend Paul Morris.

We chose not to comply with Bryant's demand to "POST MY FUCKING NAME AND ADDRESS!" because we have not checked out whether he actually lives at the address he gives, or is hoping to bring trouble upon some innocent party. Helpully, the Nazi Covert Undercover Nuisance Tactics blog published this comment from another Nazi less than impressed with Bryant: "He gave out his address site on a blog once to look like a hardnut but it turned out to be a false Streatham address.

Bryant's fellow racists seem to have the measure of the poor creature. The following two comments are taken verbatim from the Covert blog, original offensive language included:

BFB is phil bryant from Streatham hes a jew and his nephew is a wigger who walks and talks like a nigger and was shot recently

its people like bryant who allow the nigger culture to grow then sits on his computer moaning about it when hes responsible for it

Bryant is also an idiot and doesn't really have a social life and makes his friends on the internet. Just take a look at his blog when his wigger nephew was shot by his black friends. Bryant got all upset because nobody really gave a shit and did all the usual I'm closing my blog because you are all wankers routine.

bryant is not active either he is just a weakling and has a habit of stalking females on th internet just like that wood chappie. recently he stalked a young lady called Britney British and she decided to give up because he was making sexual comments to her so disgusting that she told me she felt physically sick.

bryant is just an attention seeker who nobody takes seriously. he also didn't attend the demo on the 15th because he stayed at home in Streatham.

i'll email you plenty of stuff on this turnip

Bryant a "turnip"? Now there's an irony.

Bryant is dormant. He likes to think he's a tough guy,cos he attends a demo when the NF are there. His "activism" extends to turning up alone at Muzzie Demos and then slagging off his whole party for not doing the same.

Bryant's local branches don't know who he is except an internet warrior,that's Croydon, OR Bromley and Lewisham, OR Greenwich. At the Muzzie demo, the NF asked him to stand on the Muzzies' side because they thought he was one of them. He was carrying "Judeo and Taoism for the UK" signs and shouting about "God is a Taoist."

He gave out his address site on a blog once to look like a hardnut but it turned out to be a false Streatham address. It was removed so he went into one, saying if God wasn't a Taoist he would convert to Islam.

Which wouldn't go down very well at all with the "turnip" hating Paul Morris.

As you were on Stormfront

It's not a good time to be a member of the National Front.

Only 40 of them turned out on April 13th for a long advertised St. George's Day march in Newcastle, and just seventeen showed up on the 19th for a "major" mobilisation in London - so few that the NF were outnumbered not only by their police escort but also by anti-fascist demonstrators.

Unimpressed police ordered the NF to stay on the pavement, and after only ten minutes of shepherding what looked like a large family on a shopping trip called the whole thing off.

Luckily for the demoralised Fronters, the booze-loving Nutzi guys and gals of the equally tiny British Peoples Party were having a shindig in London on the same day, and they invited their humiliated racial comrades along - unfortunately, it wasn't a good day for the BPP, either.

According to fat super-chav Sid Williamson, he and other BPP members decided to confront the "Red scum" who came along to demonstrate against the BPP's divisive presence in the capital.

Chipmunk-cheeks Williamson, a professional dole-scrounger, spends a lot of time making threats of violence against his fellow racists, which - as far as we know - have never been followed up. He loves the cultivate the image of Nutzi hard man, which doesn't hang well with his endless whimpering after last year's Brighton Pride that the police had failed to protect him and his mates from "the poofters" and that his head had got in the way of a discarded bottle of soft drink.

Sid's "hard" credentials were on display in London last week when, having marched up to confront the "Red scum", the BPP Nutzis got the worst of it from the off, and the first to have it away on his toes was the superhero Williamson - motto: "We shall never surrender - not while we can run fast".

We're hearing that Sid never actually landed a blow and kept himself at a safe distance while his dimwitted mates got clobbered when the antifascists defended themselves.

Sid the Superhero's various explanations for what happened are, as you'd expect, not exactly on nodding terms with the truth, and, as usual, he manages to gloss over his own failure to engage with the enemy.

Back in my fascist days we'd be mighty suspicious of somebody who shouted "Charge!" but never got close to the enemy guns himself.

And there's so much about Sid that is suspicious.

I've mentioned before that no convincing explanation has ever been given for his admission into and quick departure from the BNP. I've also mentioned before that Sid can be counted on to kick the ball for BNP leader Nick Griffin, even if it's at the expense of one of his own BPP members.

In the Stormfront Britain thread devoted to the BPP's London meeting, member Reaction65 gives a short account of what happened, but quickly finds himself under attack from thug (and 100% genuine low-life) Tommy Williams, one of Nick Griffin's unofficial attack dogs and part of the moronic Covert Underwear Nicking Turkeys team.

Williams, posting as Shove the Dove, kicks off by telling Reacton65: "According to someone within the BPP you ain't even a member and they have no idea who you are. So whats all that about then?"

The "someone within the BPP" is Williams's mate, the heroic SuperChav himself.

Reacton65's credentials are backed up by other BPP people, but that's not good enough for Williams, who insists he's been told Reacton65 isn't a member, and goes on:

"Quit talking like you are something.....If you want to talk membership list safety I still have the BPP/NA/WNP membership lists on disk passed on by an 'ex' member, yeah its that easy. Now where were we? ....oh yeah! Like I said I spoke to a 'high ranking' BPP member who assured me that you, Reaction65 is nothing to do with the BPP. Now why would they tell me that?"

Why would Sid Williamson tell him that indeed?

Possibly because Sid's a real wrong 'un?

Undaunted, Reaction65 comes back with: "Is the fact that you've got hold of the membership list supposed to be some sort of threat? Accusing me of basically being wrong'un without any solid evidence on the open web is a tad out of order, wouldnt you say so?"

Strangely, Sid enters the fray - not to defend his BPP mate, but to attack him: "...if Reaxction65 IS a BPP member then he he definitely not a spokesman for us. I want BPP members to concentrate on the mess our country is in and the scum that infests it. I do not want to read messages against other British Nationalit groups written by people claiming they speak for us. Because they don't."

A bit odd, as Reaction65 hadn't attempted to speak for the BPP and hadn't attacked anybody - he was Tommy Williams's victim, as the Saltdean SuperChav pretended not to notice.

Touchingly, Reaction65 declared: "And I also hope that I am entitled to my own opinion, I primarily post as an individual but will always back the BPP up when and where I can on SF. And yes, I am a member. I think you will find that it was another individual that started this row, I cetainly had no intention of this happening and unfotunately it doesnt seem like the first time that somebody has been working on trying to portray me as sime kind of divisive splitter."

Which is about the point at which SFB moderator Number Five closed the "discussion".

Number Five was the Great White Hope of the Stormfront Nazi set. He was going to bash the living daylights out of the Griffinites and return SFB to its true path of good honest Hitler worship.

But in the weeks since he attained his god-like status as SFB moderator he seems to have undergone a strange transformation noticed even by anti-fascist Stormfront watchers, and now steps in like a fireman whenever things threaten to blow up for the incendiary Griffinite tendency.

Curious.

Not so long ago Number Five would have been with Reacton65 all the way, eager to find out which leading member of the BPP breached the law to pass the party's membership list to the odious Williams.

He's become a bit of a pussy-cat, that Number Five.

Stormfront member Raffles is anti-Griffin to the marrow of his bones, and seems to be getting himself out and about in support of a BNP rebel "independent nationalist" candidate - about the worst crime you can commit in Griffinite eyes (unless you happen to have been born with the name "Gerry Gable").

Posting that his girlfriend had received a threat from a BNP official, he said: "The threat was part of a message informing us that I was secretly filmed today commiting the heinous crime of leafleting for an Independant Nationalist Candidate. These events were given an unexpected twist by a 'fellow' StormFront member who goes by the name ''brilliantwhite'' taunting me about this threat on another thread. He seems to know a lot about todays events. I refere you to post 38 onwards [link]... This latest developement comes after a campaign of intimidation was launched against ex-Sunderland BNP Organiser Ian Leadbitter, a small part of which was conducted here on StormFront...."

Sure enough, Post 38, linked to by Raffles, has this from BNP man "Brilliantwhite": "Today Raffles our stormfront member was filmed leafleting in a main winable ward for the BNP against the BNP. The film hopefully will be available for all to see. This true Raffles? camera never lies."

Raffles hits back: "Do I require your permission to do this? By the way, should I go to the Police and the electoral commision with the Physical threat that was sent to my Girlfriend tonight or would you rather discuss these matters in person?"

Raffles's faithful friend Maximilian then enters the fray: "Once again we witness the BNP mask slipping with threats to peoples girlfriends, and talk of posting film on the net and the like. Intimidation is not becoming I can assure you! Sounds like you have been sharing Pot Noodles with Barnes."

Ah, the Medway Madman!

I did wonder myself if Brilliantwhite was another of BNP legal lunatic Lee Barnes's many Stormfront identities - mostly because of his own stupidity, as in:

"Why not contact the number of the phone the txt came from..."

...The giveaway being that nobody had mentioned text messages until that point.

Predicably, the imbecilic BNP crowd, having ruined their own thread (which was about their party political broadcast) and rumbling themselves as liars, began to whine: "Can we ban any talk on here that does not relate to the broadcast?"

And Number Five, removing a lot of incriminating posts in the process, did just that.

From where I'm sitting, Number Five's new Stormfront Britain is looking more like the old Stormfront Britain every day!

Fascist party aims to con LibDem voters

Nobody ever accused Patrick Harrington of hiding his light under a bushel.

His towering self-regard and assessment of his own importance have long been a source of mirth to anti-fascists used to dealing with the inflated egos predominating on the extreme right.

Nobody does more to maintain his own Wiki page than Harrington (he prefers to be called "Pat"), the mystery being why he, Wiki, or anybody else should imagine the serial failure to be worth 2,571 words, and why Harrington thinks anybody could care enough about him and his obscure doings to read the self-penned personal bio he seems to paste at the drop of a hat in various places on the web.

As we've often noted, to read anything penned by Harrington is to step outside hard reality. His personal bio gives the impression of a man of political substance and achievement; his writings on the fake union Solidarity's website are of what you might charitably term the overblown variety; and over on the Third Way website we could be forgiven for believing that this fifth-rate National Front successor organisation, of which Harrington accounts himself a "Director", really is some vital think-tank throwing up ideas essential to the good of the nation.

The truth is rather more mundane.

"Success" and "Harrington" are words rarely found in close proximity. The "militant fighting union" Solidarity is largely reduced to issuing General Secretary Harrington's pompous and unremarked press statements and making appeals for funds (a telephone "hotline" - with answering machine - being the latest Must Have for the One Big Union and its 211 members).

And of the Third Way - what does one say about a "party" of 20 members that bores the Electoral Commission to tears with its windy account of its local election performances (successes = 0), admits to having only £88.17 in the kitty (2006), but which allegedly raised £1400 from membership subs (yet £15 x 20 = £300! - go figure), somehow managing to spend £560 of that on vague "internet services" (we thought Wordpress and the Masterplan theme - the very same as used by the BNP - were free).

Harrington is very much a man who rose without trace to lead organisations that campaign without trace.

The Third Way, of course, goes by the dishonest name of "National Liberal Party".

Many entirely honourable and respectable political parties use the word "Liberal" in their titles - most obviously, the Liberal Democrats and the rump Liberal Party. Quite why the Electoral Commission ever came to allow Harrington's "National Liberal Party" to contest elections under that name is a mystery, since the EC normally refuses to allow sound-alike parties to campaign when they believe a title has been adopted with the intention of confusing or misleading voters.

The name game may soon be up, however, for the "National Liberal Party".

On Stormfront Harrington uses the moniker "Doublethink", and - we believe - that of "Completely Blank". On the Green Bigot's forum the poster "Completely Blank" denies being Harrington, despite "Completely Blank" managing to sound in every way like Harrington, even down to the evasions and inflated claims regarding the bogus union Solidarity. At any rate, when Norfolk Unity insisted that Harrington was "Completely Blank", the great man took the matter no further and contented himself with trying to force Blogger to remove a picture from this website.

Giving Harrington the benefit of considerable doubt, we'll say no more on the provenance of "Completely Blank", but go on to highlight a declaration recently made by that entity on the Nazi Stormfront website:

The National Liberal Party intends to contest ten marginal Lib Dem seats at the next general election. In some of these the Lib Dems have a majority of only some hundreds.

There was a National Liberal Party in the early part of the last century so the Third Way's claim to the title could be said to have some historic basis. There is a Liberal Party and a Liberal Democratic party so why not a revived National Liberal Party. After all, in Ulster there is an Ulster Unionist Party, a Democratic Unionist Party, a UK Unionist Party a Progressive Unionist Party and until recently a Northern Ireland Unionist Party. As the EC allows all these varieties of unionism I can see no reason to prevent a liberal nationalist party from using 'Liberal' in its title.

Ignoring the feeble attempt at self-justification as to why a fascist party lays claim to the title "Liberal", the first paragraph of Completely Blank's posting leaves no doubt whatsoever that the National Liberal Party intends to go into the next general election purposed on conning votes away from the Liberal Democrats by confusing itself with the mainstream party, and - they hope - losing the sitting Liberal Democrats their seats.

There can be, and is, no other reason for the NLP to target itself so specifically - only against Liberal Democrats, and only in marginals where a small number of votes will decide the sitting MPs' fates.

No other no-hope party, to the best of our knowledge, has ever gone into a general election fixed purely on unseating MPs by use of deceit and obsfucation.

In our opinion this amounts to a clear intention to mislead voters and to abuse the democratic process on the part of a nasty little organisation made up of no-hopers and fantasists closely connected with the BNP and complicit in the running of the racist party's bogus front groups.

It is also reason enough for the Electoral Commission to strip Third Way of the right to campaign under the spurious "National Liberal Party" title.

We have already alerted the Liberal Democrats to the underhand intentions of the squalid NLP, but visitors (of all political persuasions) to this website can help by complaining to the Electoral Commission, and by bringing this post to the attention of Liberal Democrat MPs and LibDem organisations.

Follow this link to the Electoral Commission's contact web-page, where complaints can be made to each national EC outpost in writing, by email, or by telephone.

Harrington and company may well have over-stepped the mark with their premature blustering. Let's ensure it comes back to haunt them.

More from la-la land

Here I was, a little time on my hands, ready to give the low down on the BNP and their Nazi playchums on Stormfront when I find half of my research material zapped by the cross burning brethren.

Yes, I really should save this stuff, and normally do, but when the pond life are putting the boot in to a non-Aryan type they're usually quite proud of themselves and the muscle-brained mods are happy to let things stand - remember the story of the black woman in Luxembourg who set fire to herself? The resident Nutzis thought that was hilarious.

Now most of us with normal emotions were saddened to learn of the sudden death of Gloria Taylor, mother of murdered boy Damilola Taylor.

But not, of course, your average BNP racist.

To them, Gloria is nothing more than a "'Groid", a "nigress", her dead son a "little chimp", a "niglet" - you get the idea. The sort of epithets that don't appear on BNP election literature, the kind of thing Nick Griffin doesn't tell Kirsty Wark on Newsnight.

Single brain-celled Nutzi chavette Odinsdaughter brought the news of Gloria's death to Stormfront and the BNP posters quickly went to town with a barrage of sarcasm ("Thats just so upsetting. Pardon me while i go off and cry") that soon expanded to include the regular references to "'groids" and "niglets".

In fact it became so embarrassing that - maybe expecting a post like this to appear somewhere - Stormfront Britain's newly installed anti-Griffinite mods took Odinsdaughter's thread down, thus depriving me of a treasure trove of highly quotable material by known members of the BNP.

And it wasn't the kind of stuff they'll be selling to the voters.

Elsewhere on SFB this week we find Lord Kitchener's recipe for a happier planet: "the sooner the whole dammed lot of them [Muslims] are nuked off the planet the better for everyone else", and Seth Putnam giving his view on the "baby with two faces" recently born in India: "I sometimes wonder if hindus are more retarded then nigs."

News of the racist desecration of hundreds of Muslim First World War graves in Northern France brought little sympathy on Stormfront. Bravery and sacrifice don't mean much to the cowardly keyboard warriors of the BNP - these were the graves of "muzzies", and after all, "muzzies" need to be nuked off the planet, don't they?

What escaped the Stormfront crowd was that some of the insults sprayed on the graves of the dead soldiers were directed against the French Justice Minister, the very presentable Miss Rachida Dati (left), who happens to be, um, Muslim!

They don't get them like that in the BNP, eh, fellas?

You can't argue with the facts, so the Stormfronters didn't - all except one. While his fellow Nazis raged against modern fundamentalist Muslim terrorism, as if that excused the disgusting attack in France, BNP man and Oxfordshire forum poster Magmakohl fell back on the old tried and tested standby - it was the Jews!

"I firmly believe Jews are behind this. Everyone knows there were Muslim regiments in the Third Reich. Attacking soldier's graves is the ultimate anti-publicity stunt. They can get two birds with one stone by vandalising muslim graves and blaming it on 'Nazis' and at the end of the day it just makes their political enemies look like thugs and hooligans and paves the way for hate crimes legislation, and the Jew sneaks away thinking himself clever."

Yep, everything bad that ever happened in the world from the extinction of the dinosaurs to Magmakohl's misfiring car engine - it's the Jews!

You just try proving it's not.

Unable to live up to their promises not to return to Stormfront, armchair warriors Green Arrow and Brighton Rock - they of zero real word activism - did just that.

The useless Rock, desperate to prove otherwise, wants people to understand that there is a difference between a "keyboard activist" and a "keyboard warrior", so he began a comeback thread devoted to upping his cred.

Well, yes, there is a difference between a keyboard activist and a keyboard warrior - it's one of semantics in his case. Brighton Rock's "keyboard activism" has so far made the name of the BNP mud in the eyes of those using the public forum he had closed down and gives him the right to call veteran BNP members "scumbags".

With "friends" like him, does the BNP need enemies? Does Stormfront need "red trolls" (our lives are hard enough on there already)?

Nautical no-hoper Green Bigot feared his treasured blog stats were suffering from not having his links on Stormfront, so the soggy sailor returned to post on the issue of BNP candidate Barry Towers's sacking from Middlesborough Football Club - the club being none too happy to find itself associated with the BNP.

"Is Solidarity involved?" asks Jack the Biscuit, which brings us to


Yes, apparently the useless fake BNP union is involved.

Now if Towers had a problem with a photograph appearing on this website, the One Big Vast Huge Onion's ridiculous General Secretary Patrick Harrington is his man - Harrington can have Blogger/Google worried with a few empty threats like nobody else!

But when it comes to employment problems, the rip-off Solidarity has less success.

In fact, no success of any kind whatsoever. Zilch. Nul. Not a sausage.

This is the One Big Vast Huge Onion of 211 members which told BNP man Mark Walker to seek legal advice because the useless union couldn't do anything for him.

Of course this is a chance for the Great Fantasist and the alleged "militant fighting union" to live up to the grandiose statements filling out its heavily copyrighted website, but we're not holding our breath in anticipation.

While we've got the Fantasist in our sights, allow us to draw your attention to his new blog, which you can laugh at here http://lancasteruaf.wordpress.com/

Notice the pompous poseur's statement at the bottom: "This blog has been created on the orders of Patrick Harrington. Patrick Harrington is the General Secretary of the Solidarity Trades Union and a Director of the Third Way think-tank."

"Created on the orders of Patrick Harrington"???

Since when did anybody respect failure Harrington enough to carry out any order given by him? Of course, it's his blog and he writes it, so we reckon either the Great Fantasist really does believe he has an army of minions standing by to carry out every instruction he gives, or he looked in the mirror and ordered himself to create it.

Don't even ask us to get on to the subject of the "Third Way think-tank", which the Fantasist imperiously says he's a director of. There are less than thirty of them, and whatever the "think-tank" thinks, nobody ever took a blind bit of notice of any of them.

Let's end this canter around the further reaches of looney-dom by putting in a good word for the wonderfully whacky Matt O'Connor, founder of Fathers4Justice and London mayoral candidate for the English Democrats.

"I'd rather eat my left testicle than be compared in any way with the BNP," says O'Connor.

Matt may still need to take a little nibble on the basis of past EngDem indiscretions, but we'll give him his due.

For now.

"l know exactly what to do with the local rabbi after we get into power" says BNP's Legal Lunatic

We've had a fair amount to say on the Medway Madman lately. The BNP's loopy legal adviser Lee Barnes managed to libel all and sundry and caused a coup de etat on the Nazi Stormfront which saw Griffinite influence over moderation castrated, which can't have pleased Nick Griffin at all.

Soon after it all went quiet on the Barnes front, very obviously because BNP boss Griffin told Barnes to put a sock in it.

The Gillingham Gibberer came back with a sop on his profanity riddled blog in a post entitled "Terrorist Supporting Group Attacks BNP", which was nothing more than an attack on the Jewish Chronicle. It was designed to harm nobody (except the JC) and to do Barmey Barnes a great deal of good in the eyes of the Stormfront hardliners. The sub-text was "I'm still one of you".

If you believe the likes of Barnes, he and the BNP leadership went to bed one night as obsessive Jewish conspiracy-theorist Holocaust denying anti-semites with a rabid hatred of Israel and collectively woke up loving all things Jewish.

Nobody, least of all the Jewish Chronicle, believed it then, and nobody believes it now.

On Stormfront Barnes has many identities which he uses to support himself in the third person, but being an idiot he always gives himself away by heaping lavish praise on himself. He just can't help it. Barnes loves himself so much it's a wonder he can ever tear himself away from the mirror.

One of his Stormfront identities started life as "16 year old" Jacob_Cobain, who had a strangely in-depth knowledge of the BNP and was on more than nodding terms with its leadership. Quickly outed as Lee "I love me" Barnes, young Jacob grew up very quickly, made little pretence to not being Barnes, and made this very interesting and overlooked comment:

l don't believe we did it [change BNP policy] to get kike votes. We did [it] to shake off the theory that we're nazis and we hate jews. It is stupid but people do link nazism with hating jews and zionism. l am fully behind the party on this and if some kikes are stupid enough to vote for us because of this more fool them because l know extactly what to do with the local rabbi after we get into power.

And there you have the truth from one of the BNP's supposedly pro-Jewish leading members. Jews are "kikes". If these "kikes" are "stupid" enough to help vote the BNP into power then Lee Barnes knows "extactly" (sic) what he's going to do with the local rabbi.

Anybody getting the same vision of Auschwitz we are?

Still, that wasn't enough to mollify the Stormfront set, and when the Medway Madman gets into trouble he can be relied on to introduce one of his favourite hate figures into the proceedings.

Never one to tell the truth when a lie will do, Barmy Barnes (this time as Walk Towards The Light) began a Stormfront thread titled "The strange mixture of the UAF", posting:

Then we have Garside, Tory, ex member of the now defunct far right Tory Monday club, where she held pro corpral and capital punishment views, and was an arch opponent of the welfare state. But now she has gone all Dave Cameron and does not express those views anymore.

Maybe when he was young the BNP's Legal Loser couldn't wait to grow his first teeth so he could start lying through them, as he seems to have been doing ever since.

"Garside" is our own Denise, contributor to Lancaster Unity and Norfolk Unity, hated with a vengeance by Barnes (but who isn't?). The sexually repressed Barnes seems to have had it in for Denise ever since he learned that she is openly gay - jealousy? - and rarely loses an opportunity to fanatasise about her either on his own BNP-endorsed blog or on Stormfront.

Being a close personal friend of DG, I think I should put our Stormfront visitors right regarding the Legal Liar's inventions: DG has never been in the Monday Club, never been in favour of capital or corporal punishment, has never opposed the welfare state, and left the Conservatives after the election of Cameron.

But that won't bother Barnes very much. You know he's lying when he opens his mouth or hits the keyboard - like when he tells us what really nice people those Jews are.

Or should that be kikes?

Stormfront racist posts BNP addresses on Muslim website

Years ago, when I was a committed fascist (or "British Nationalist", as we preferred), I'd sometimes go out in the dead of night with a few friends armed with paint sprays determined to bring the race war for which we longed a few steps closer by doing our best to provoke it.

So we'd plaster public and private property with slogans like "Black rule in England now!", "We've got your homes, we've got your jobs, now we want your country", "Jihad now!", and so on.

You get the picture. The idea was that the slogans were the work of "the darkies".

We'd talk up our own work as much as we could and leaflet the areas we'd sloganised hoping to capitalise on white resentment.

It didn't work, and it never did, but we always thought it might.

That kind of thing always went on, and probably still does.

A form of it continues today. We've seen stickers in Norwich and Yarmouth calling for Moslem Jihad, which carry no imprint or the address of any organisation. There's a good reason for that - they're almost certainly the work of our home grown fascists, not Muslims with a yearning to slit Christian throats.

The Internet makes it nice and easy for fascists to play agents provocateur.

BNP Stormfront poster benj1989 excitedly began a thread on March 15th titled BNP Addresses posted on Islamic forum!!! and linked to a post on the Ummah.com forum where, indeed, BNP names and addresses had been posted, together with an exhortation that the Muslim "brothers" should pay the BNP people a visit.

Now what was suspicious about this was that the Ummah.com identity used to post the names and addresses had only been created the same day that benj1989 "just happened" to be perusing its forums.

Fortuitous then that benj1989 was on hand to spot the post the moment it appeared and start a Stormfront thread on it just a minute or two later - and not long before the Ummah.com mods acted to wipe it. How lucky was that?

Not lucky at all, of course. Benj1989 made the post (via anonymous proxy, as the Ummah.com mods have confirmed), and is himself guilty of posting the names and addresses of BNP members on what the Stormfront fools believe is an Islamic jihadist website, hoping to provoke a response.

Benj1989 only got six replies to his Stormfront post, most of them reasonably restrained. Maybe even the comrades at Stormfront weren't so easily taken in by such an obvious fraud.

Ummah.com is no more than a web resource for observant (and mostly young) Muslims. They discuss all manner of subjects, even the religious, in the same textspeak style adopted by youngsters everywhere, though they appear to be more polite and inquisitive than is usual. Few of them seem to have heard of the fundamentalist lunatics treated to prominent spreads in The Sun and the Daily Mail (in fact there is often a kind of hurt bewilderment that the lunatic tendency is portrayed as being representative of Muslims as a whole), and in a poll on suicide bombings the vast majority were appalled at the very idea.

They do have issues with Iraq and Palestine (as do many non-Muslims) but what you won't find are the murderous ravings the likes of the BNP pretend are the norm for Muslims. From what I've been reading on Ummah.com, when extremists do raise their heads they are quickly shot off.

You're more likely to find IslamicGirl, fan of TV's "The Apprentice" (starring the Jewish Alan Sugar), asking if anybody else watches this "fab-diddly-ocious" show (yes, they do - Muslim Girl loves it too).

You'll find the youngsters playing word association games, talking about the UK primary school where 40 languages are spoken - "I am sure these kids should be learning how to speak english properly first," says Zain2889 - and discussing religious issues.

Not much to take issue with at all.

Not unless you're the BNP's benj1989 and you just have to drag the stink of your own racism and hatred to a relatively benign place like Ummah.com so as to boost your Stormfront street-cred. Oh, and do it by posting the names and addresses of your mates on what you claim is a website populated by throat cutting Moslem fundamentalists.

Even the Medway Madman, Lee Barnes himself, wouldn't do that. Would he?

Norfolk Unity's tour of la-la land

A whistlestop tour of some of Nazi la-la land's forums and websites today, starting with the least significant of them all.


The One Big Vast Huge Onion

Patrick Harrington, general secretary of the One Big Vast Huge Onion, Solidarity, has joined up with the Green Bigot's forum, putting the membership of the Green Bigot not very far behind that of the hijacked One Big Vast Huge Onion itself.

Posting as Completelyblank, an entirely appropriate name, the Great Fantasist got himself in a tiz about our report on the fantastic progress of the One Big Vast Huge Onion, which put on an amazing 111 members out of a potential (alleged - they're liars, remember?) 10,000 from the BNP in the last year alone.

This puts the One Big Vast Huge Onion on a par with the membership of the Hemsby and Winterton branch of the Amalgamated National Union of Beetroot Scrapers, Clock Winders and Toe-nail Removal Engineers (meetings Thursday nights in the shed behind the barber's shop). Or to put it another way, more people will visit Enver's Turkish Kebab House in Gorleston High Street in the next thirty minutes and ask for a bowl of pickled corn flakes with rasberry flavoured Angel Delight topping than have joined the Great Fantasist's play union in a year.

But the Fantasist never says die - not when there's the question of £60 a year in subs due from dupes who join the One Big Vast Huge Onion, who get told to clear off and seek legal advice somewhere else because the One Big Vast Huge Onion is even more useless than a bucket with a hole in the bottom. The Fantasist reckons 500 members by the end of the year is a realistic target - but we've been seeing Harrington's "realistic targets" for years, and we reckon that by the time the One Big Vast Huge Onion signs up its 500th victim the Sun will have become a Red Giant and life on Earth will have ceased.

With the services of the massively successful Accentuate PR company (the one with the Yahoo webmail address) working tirelessly on the One Big Vast Huge Onion's behalf you'd have thought that they'd have secured the Great Fantasist a page of refutation in the Times at least, if not ten minutes with Paxo on Newsnight.

Instead the Fantasist ended up whining on the Green Bigot's free speech forums (the ones where you get kicked off if you don't say "Jack Black" while sticking pins in a voodoo doll). Joining the not so comradely comrades, he posted acres of dribble that twists this way and that and never comes close to the truth or ever gets anywhere near answering the points we made.

"Atreus shows his grasp of arithmetic by multiplying the monthly membership subscriptions by twelve," he whinges.

Erm, yes, guilty. £60 per year x 210 members and a BNP leader comes out at £12660 whichever way you shake it - maybe not in right wing loopy land though, but right wing loopy land is a tad notorious for dodgy accounting practices. Anybody reckon the excuses are being cooked up early...?

Anyway, the Accentuate PR company presumably staying in bed for the day and the One Big Vast Huge Onion's general secretary having an important declaration to make, the Great Fantasist decided his post was worthy of a greater audience than the Bigot, Brighton Dross and sock puppet Sarah, and begged the Bigot to put the post up on his blog - required reading for anybody in need of a good laugh.

The Bigot obliged and the Fantasist can spend the next six months reading himself 60 times a day, while the Bigot can go about saying he knows somebody really really important who knows Nick Griffin, doncherknow boyo.

I wonder if Sailor Bigot and Bosun Rock, who spend a lot of time supporting the One Big Vast Huge Onion (or say they do) have ever actually joined it? Nah, not if their BNP records are anything to go by. The Rock was so afraid of a few "poofters" in Brighton that he made his excuses and left Sid Williamson to get in the way of a soft drink can being disposed of by a Pride marcher, so we don't see him joining the picket lines anytime soon.

Back to the Fantasist. He ends his declaration: "As Solidarity members they have the strength of a militant fighting union behind them. 'Together we are strong' is not an empty phrase dreamed up by Norfolk Unity's supposed 'Great Fantasist'. It's a plain fact."

Yeah, okay - we fell of our chairs, too.

Here's a few quotes direct from the One Big Huge Vast Onion's website ((c) P. Harrington - why?):

The kind of activities that Solidarity are involved in include the following:

Picket Protesting
Campaigns against companies that off-shore a large percentage of call centre jobs abroad as well as organisations that that employ large numbers iof cheap foreign workers.

Pressure Local Councils

Lobby MP's

Pensions Crisis
Through the use of Posters / Leaflets and Flyers we shall highlight the risks that workers face due to the reduction of a decent pension scheme, particularly postal workers

Helping Members Secure Work
We shall aggressively demonstrate around the country against companies that don't employ native workers, or who replace them with cheap imported labour

The truth is, the One Big Huge Vast Onion has been involved in none of these things. It's a plain fact.


Nut loses to Nutzis

As we've been reporting elswhere, Stormfront Britain was lost to the Griffinistas over the weekend after Medway Madman, BNP legal lunatic and former concrete mixer Lee Barnes short-circuited and began revealing the identities of anti-Griffin Stormfront posters on his pop-eyed blog.

Moderators from other parts of Stormfront came in to evict Barmy Barnes's supporters and sidelined Griffinite moderator John Joy Tree (Andy Robertson), infamous on Stormfront for pulling anti-Griffin threads and deleting posts. It turned out that all along JJT wasn't actually a Stormfront Britain moderator, but a moderator who "happens to live in Britain" according to SF Chief of Staff Jack Boot, who turned up to kick backsides.

Herr Boot listened to the gripes levelled against JJT - like allegations of passing info on anti-Griffin SF-ers to the BNP - and promoted time-served racist Number Five to moderator status on SFB. So it was steins of Lowenbrau all round for the Herrenvolk, followed by a rousing chorus of the Horst Wessel and three Sieg Heils.

But there are still a couple of rats in the Nazi pack, notably overweight chav, professional doley and soft drink avoidance expert Sid Williamson. Sid, known for his admiration of gay people and the amount of time he spends on lesbian dating sites, innocently professes neutrality in the pro-Griffin / anti-Griffin furore but always seems to kick the ball for Griffin when nobody's looking.

Having left the miniscule British People's Party (deceased spiritual leader: John Tyndall - not Nick Griffin's closest pal) for the BNP and then quickly performing a never explained about turn, a lot of questions hang over Sid - such as, did he return to the BPP on Griffin's orders...?

Sid's another moderator (or ex-moderator in his case) accused of passing on posters' info to the BNP, this time from the dog eat dog Vanguard News Network forums - probably the nastiest place in cyberspace. People just can't make their minds up about Sid. State, or not State. Griffin, or not Griffin? Maybe Searchlight?

It'll all come out in the wash.

Norfolk Unity visitors may not be acquainted with the one man pub crawl that is Sid Williamson, so here's a little taster: "Feeling better now Barker? Well don't get flippant will you? Because one day there will be a knock on your door, and when you open it I'll be stood there. would have done this ages ago had you not lived so far away. Just know that I will come and see you one day. And it won't be the best ****ing day you ever had, I promise."

They're just one big happy family on the Vanguard News Network.


BPP encouraged by 20% fall in membership

The British People's Party, headed up by Eddy Morrison (when sober) and probable flag of convenience for Sid Williamson, is claiming a membership renewal rate of 80%, apparently a record high. In a gushing orgy of self-congratulation the BPP's website hearks back to the glory days of the 1970's National Front, opining: "...the figures for the NF circa 1967 to 1979 speak for themselves. It is reliably estimated that although over 67,000 White men and women passed through the ranks of the National Front in this period - the NF total membership at any one time was between 12,000 and 15,000 (1977 -1979)."

The BPP obviously wants to associate itself with those sort of figures, but notes that renewal rates in the old NF were of the 30-40% order.

Not so the super-successful BPP with its splendid 80%: "So the BPP seems to breaking the mold in its high renewal rates."

Now maybe the BPP has the same problem with maths as the One Big Huge Vast Onion, but by our reckoning the BPP has just admitted to losing 20% of its membership.

And assuming the BPP is telling the truth, losing 20% of not very much at all leaves even less.

Just another day in la-la land, folks!

Between a Rock and a hard place

It's a hard life being a White Nationalist.

There you are, quietly going about your Nazi business on Stormfront Britain when suddenly a dope-smoking BNP legal adviser with a screw loose announces he's going to expose your name, address and shoe-size to the world because - well, because you haven't recognised his greatness, or that of his infallible leader, Nick Griffin, bringer of astounding BNP successes, such as Thursday's brilliant 94 votes (out of 2346), or 4.0% of the vote in a Harrow council by-election.

As my friend and co-contributor Atreus has noted elsewhere, this has set the cat amongst the pigeons on Stormfront Britain, where the deranged Lee Barnes' latest Big Idea is viewed by its intended victims as dangerous (maybe) and treacherous (very definitely). It is, however, predictably supported by those Stormfront posters close to the BNP leadership, and by the fungal growths who infest the sections and threads looking for trouble with anybody who so much as thinks that Nick Griffin could do with a better haircut.

Among their number we count the Little and Large of Stormfront, the pompously self-regarding Green Arrow, who appears to believe that he can blog the BNP into power, and his little friend, the quarrelsome internet warrior and job-shy poseur, Brighton Rock.

These two have a great deal in common, neither of them ever having been active on behalf of the BNP in the real world, neither of them ever having attended a BNP meeting - indeed, neither of them ever actually being members of the BNP until long after they had joined Stormfront to begin attacking BNP members and other Stormfront regulars who had long records of real world activism.

The Green Arrow has been ridiculed so frequently (not least on these pages) that there is little we can add to further undermine a reputation so bumped and bruised for so frequently making contact with the ground.

Brighton Rock, though, has a good deal of form, as the racing people put it, his raison d'être appearing to be that of losing the BNP support by abusing members of the public on internet forums and of disruptively starting up or worsening existing disputes among the Stormfront brethren.

My experience of him goes back some considerable time, and is such that I have sometimes seriously wondered whether he is one of us pretending to be one of them, or if he really is the prize nincompoop he appears to be.

The Rock it was in his many guises, and with the help of his racist friends, who turned the well-used Brighton Argus forums into a battleground. The Argus forums were much loved by those who used them, and many carefully nurtured threads of years' long standing existed. Debate, if sometimes heated, was steady and covered a wide variety of subjects.

For the Rock, his sock puppets and his friends, this seemed prime territory into which to inject themselves to spread their message of hate and division, and they did so with a vengeance, the forum quickly resembling nothing more than a BNP notice-board. Objections to this, no matter how polite, were greeted with screaming abuse and attempts at character assasination not so different in style and tone from those of the Medway Madman. The forums descended into chaos as the Rock and his friends (Stormfront's Byron Boy being one of them) text-bombed threads to the point that the forums became unusable and were eventually closed by the Argus's owners.

The many, many people who passed an idle leisure hour on the Argus forums were well aware of who was disrupting their forums, and on behalf of which party. Few of them, even those who might have been receptive to the BNP's message had it been deployed in any sensible manner, had a good word to say for the party after that.

Challenged about this on Stormfront, the Rock's response was that the Argus forums "needed" to be closed down.

One thing you quickly discover about Brighton Rock is his capacity for invention and untruth, both of which are expansive - but the Rock, being jobless, has endless free-time in which to let his imagination run riot. He may take some throwaway remark and pursue it to the nth degree when he is at a loss for any reasonable or rational answer, and he can be relied upon to lie through his teeth when evidence of his past activities is presented.

It's always somebody else's fault - Brighton Rock is being set up, it's the Reds, it's Searchlight, it's Lancaster Unity, it's the man in the moon.

Stormfront posters are suffering a little of what Brighton Argus forum posters long suffered, as the workshy internet warrior runs around calling them "scumbags", deriding their characters, and generally shovelling large spadefulls of guano in their direction.

But what's this?

STOP PRESS

Even as I write it appears the Rock has had his Stormfront account disabled, along with that of the equally obnoxious Purging The Droid.

It seems that senior Stormfront moderators from other parts of Stormfront have tired of the pro-Griffin moderation of John Joy Tree (Andy Robertson) and taken temporary control of Stormfront Britain.

Have the actions of Canada-based Stormfront Ireland moderator Ein kampf, Ein sieg led to an outbreak of peace among the White Nationalist brethren?

Let's see...

Caradoc: Mu point, e,e , [Ein kampf, Ein sieg] is that because YL [Yorkshire Loyal] is a Griffinite, his using this forum to threaten an anti-Griffin blogger with black gangster violence is only removed when a clear complaint is made, no sanctions against the pro-Griffin SF poster follow, and the evidence is removed.

part of the solution: In defence of YL he has taken more attacks than most from the scum bag [Lee Barnes] that this thread was on about. Phoning his employer trying to get him sacked no wonder YL responded was else is he meant to do.I think we need to remember that it`s not only Jack Black that has been outed but posters have had there employers contacted in an attempt to have them sacked.I myself have been outed by this scum bag and he`s not a member of the BNP but he likes outing them doesn't he and where is the condemnation for this poster Types man and all the other sock puppets that he operates free will on here.

Caradoc: Yorkshire Loyal has made plenty threats of his own outside of Stormfront, towards Stormfront posters among others, as he will be able to tell you if he cares to.

vanguarduk: I'm following up to say that the two ex-BNP forum mods have confirmed that the BNP has been fed Stormfront user handles and IP addresses for years. And the BNP has also been fed user handles and IP addresses from the VNN forum, by a former mod there. I'm not sure if there's anyone on VNN admin at the moment, doing the BNP's bidding. But there could be. As for this forum, I've taken all the information that I’ve been able to draw together, and passed it to the mods for their attention.

No, looks like there's still plenty of scope for many a future Stormfront set-to there.

And the last word on the evicted Brighton Rock?

Number Five: What happened to Brighton Rock? I see his account is disabled. Did he jump or was he pushed? He certainly became more and more jittery as the evening wore on.

scooterist: Last i heard his cloths were found at the top of Beachy head with a photo of Margaret Thatcher in his jacket.

ein kampf, ein sieg: We only found out it was a picture of Margaret when we had to use a scalpel to prise the edges apart!

maximilian: I don't know you know. I think he had a thing for Denise Garside, he was always talking about her

Dux90: Wasn't that in his gold locket though?

maximilian: Yes I think you are right. And the locket was resting on a giant tattoo of Garside's face tattooed on his pigeon chest.

ein kampf, ein sieg: Then it looks as if he went as he lived! Said one thing, and his one true love was a secret!

Aww... goodbye, Brighton Rock - really, I never knew... :-)

"Frankly, I think it's discusting and am in total dispair" says suicidal Eurovision fan

The moment I heard that Andy Abraham (left) had been chosen to represent Great Britain at the Eurovision song contest I just knew I had to head over to Stormfront to see what the Nazis and their BNP playmates had to say about it.

First off the mark was English Militant, allegedly from Norfolk, who flies the swastika in his avatar. He wasn't happy at all: "Another Eurovision, another embarrassment for Britain!" he moaned. Five minutes later Doriot came along to say what English Militant hadn't: "Sad to see that Britain will be represented by a malteser headed coon."

You'd never have believed the long derided home of the excruciating Euro bing-bang-along song was required viewing for racists.

A few hours later came Birmingham's Freedom UK: "The rantings of a puppet turkey will be the lesser of two evils compared to a code red chimp out on stage."

Ireland, in a desperate attempt not to win Eurovision, is sending a puppet turkey to represent it, in case you were wondering.

Essexred, tireless racist lunatic is nonplussed: "How did that Africoon get in? I thought this was the Eurovision, not the Negrovision contest?"

But a typical Stormfront dispute has already started when Lautoka innocently points out that "Loyal little Malta usually votes for Britain, but the British themselves no longer seem to have the same sort of ethnic loyalty", which doesn't please Londoner Always White at all: "What ethnic loyalty do we have with Malts? , they are proberly the most mix up nation going."

Stung by the retort from one of Stormfront's most rabid inhabitants, Lautoka quickly backs down, "Point taken, I was thinking more of their loyalty having been a British colony for so long, but you are certainly correct they a Mediterranean race."

That's not good enough for spelling ace Always White, though: "Mediterranean race? there is no such thing, as for the maltease they have been invading by blacks Arabs turks the lot," he growls. "Proberly the most polluted of any nation, if you can call Malta a nation."

Lautoka takes that point, but, "The point I was making was that other European races such as the white European Slavs, those for the White European Baltic states and the very white European Scandinavians, seem to have a racial solidarity which is markedly missing in modern day Britain."

Which just isn't good enough for Always White: "I think you are mixing up race,whites is exactly what we are, does not matter if you are German or Russian you are still a part of the white race. Also there is no such thing as other 'European races'".

And so it goes on, to PaulTheWoodGnome's displeasure: "Can someone please get this thread back on line? Look, we have an egg'n'spoon representing us on Eurovision which just shows what Terry friggin Wogan wants the BBC to encourage. Are we up for that? Frankly, I think it's discusting and am in total dispair..."

"Total dispair"? Is PaulTheWoodGnome about to top himself?

Lautoka gets back on-topic and in true extreme right wing form suggests there's more to this than meets the eye: "I certainly agree that it is depressing that Britain is being represented by a middle aged negro, and the fact that he was chosen as a result of the vote of 'Sir Terry Wogan' suggests that he is another agent of the anti white establishment."

Other's aren't so sure, though. Doriot again: "Possibly, or perhaps Wogan was voting for the most risible candidate out of those available."

And that's good enough for Wogan fan Raffles: "Agreed. I never doubted Mr Wogan's intentions for a second. This is cause for celebration."

So, it's champagne all round that Terry Wogan's cunning plan worked!

Anyway, who needs to watch Eurovision for a laugh when you've got Stormfront Britain - where it's always nul point?

Good luck to Andy Abraham just the same! (And apologies to all for the racist language replicated here.)

Muslim dating promoted on Green Bigot's website?

King of racist BNP bloggers, liar extraordinaire, useless lump, Nazi Stormfront habituee and ludicrous Griffin-groupie the Green Arrow has set up his very own Proboards forum - perhaps the windbag keyboard warrior has delusions of rivalling the recently DDoSed American-hosted giant.

Green Arrow, always one to overstate his own importance, puts it this way on Stormfront: "Green Arrow site now as a forum" - where you, too can enjoy the tortured grammar known to the wider world as BNP-speak.

At the time of writing a whole nine users have flocked to the Green Bigot's boards.

Well, I say nine. I wonder how many of them are actually the Green Bigot himself.

Below is a classic case of a puppeteer outing his own sock-puppet, where the puppeteer forgets he's logged in as himself and not his alter-ego:



No doubt the Green Liar will come up with an explanation as to why he signed his own post "Sarah", who, strangely enough, makes the next post. This little slip may at the same time excite debate on Stormfront as to how many sock-puppets he runs there.

What will most upset the Green Bigot's visitors (and definitely the Muslim-hating Bigot himself) is this, which greeted me when I went to have a shufty:

You couldn't make it up, as another (more well-known) bigot would say.

Antifascists everywhere may like to join up and post away, giving the Bigot a moderating nightmare. And others may like to remind Proboards of its own terms of service:

3. CONTENT RESTRICTIONS

Your web site must conform to the following standards to be eligible to utilize this service:

User's content must comply in a manner consistent with any and all applicable laws of the State of California and the US Federal Government. User's web site may not contain content promoting the use of illegal drugs, alcohol, sex, pornography, nudity, or any other form of adult content, profanity, hate, "spam," fraud, racism, mlm, pyramid schemes, or promote any illegal activity.

Well, I'm looking at at least two of those provisions which are likely to see the Jolly Green Bigot deprived of his forum pretty quickly...